When Losers watch Lost they don’t see the island full of mistery – they see their life without the misery. That’s right, Lost is the TV equivalent to Crack, once your hooked theres nothing better than chasing those surprising plot twists. They number many, we all know, and it’s because of those plot twists that have diverted the usual minute criticisms a loser would bring up like the Princess Lea Hair Continuitty in Empire Strikes Back since they usually have the time in which to do so. Par Example:
1 . Why Hurley has still got Man Tits after 100 days on the Island.
2. Why has Sawyer and Jack, no wait, why hasn’t every man on the bloody island grown a beard. They’re really starting to question my belief in the realism of Castaway.
3. Why has no one questioned why Sayyid Jarrah, looks like an Indian, talks like a constipated Bangledishi is playing an Arab.
4. Why has no one asked why Sayyid’s last name, as mentioned above, Jarrah, is a load of gibberish and isn’t in the Arab name dictionary (Oh Yes they do exist – they’re watching you, those evil Arab name Dictionaries)
But then question becomes that in the world of the repeat, illegal downloading and other countless ways of watching your newest episode of Lost is why Losers have to make up the tradational ‘My cat licked my balls and died’ excuse so you don’t have to attend an engagement which crosses the ‘Lost Hour’. Well that’s because Losers like talking about the future plot lines up until the next week comes and destroys the past week theories they have recorded on the discussion forums, comments section of news articles, etcera, etcetera.
Sadly, it’s a endless cycle that begins with every Lost episode and ends with the subsequent “You Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me” at th end of each episode.
P.S. Comment From Loser: “I bloody knew Jin would get killed off”. That’s right fellow Loser, you were right, you were right, but Hurley’s still got those Man tits, so don’t get ahead of yourself just yet.
